The Quiz of the Dragon
There comes a time at some point of time in time where a misanthrope like myself has no outings of any sort to speak of on his blog, so he takes to filling up 100 question quizzes that happen to be on the blogs of other people like Kylie, who strangely enough aren't misanthropes that have no outings to speak of. So just for the sake of consuming pixels on the screen of you, the reader, let me just say that before you start reading my answers to this quiz, it really doesn't seem like the kind of quiz catered to misanthropes like myself.
So here you are: (And the 100 question quiz along with it)
001. What's the connection between you and the last person that
called you? - Utter enemies.
002. Do you ever turn your cell phone off? - I turn off a lot of
things, but hardly my cell phone.
003. What happened at 10.00am today? - I was in bed, so a lot of
things happened.
004. When did you last cry? - When my computer couldn't run
Battlefield 2.
005. What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter? -
Those awesome crackers made by some local biscuit company whose
name I can't remember, and most probably never will.
006. What do you want in your life right now? - Possibly an
attachment to some awesome professor.
007. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your
hood? - I'm not usually carrying an umbrella when it rains, and
I've never associated myself with any of them.
008. What's your favorite thing to have on your bed? - After I've
got a job, a stable income and whatnot, I'm thinking of getting a
comforter.
009. What bottom are you wearing now? - Track pants. Because
they're inexplicably nice.
010. Whats the nicest text in your inbox say? - "Your viva for
the module "Vectors in 2 and 3 Dimensions" will be on the 19th of
June".
011. Do you tend to make a relationships complicated? - Well, I
don't make relationships.
012. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone? - Well
technically, no.
013. What was the last movie you caught? - Indiana Jones and the
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I thought it was fairly epic, but a
bit cliched.
014. What are you proud of? - My epic humility, but mostly my
hair.
015. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?" - It's
a discount alert from Tecman.
016. What was the last song you sang out loud? - The Scientist by
Coldplay
017. Do you have any nicknames? What are they? - Yes, actually. A
lot of people call me Samuel.
018. What does your last received text message say? - ??? I"m
invited? Don't think I will be going though... from Leroy, about
the blogger circle. Speaking of which-
019. What time did you go to bed last night? - Last night? Well,
about 1.00.
020. Are you currently happy? Well, I had dinner.
021. Who gives you best advice? That's a good one.
022. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can? - But is a
fetus really a human being?
023. Who did you talk on the phone with last night? - I think it
was Shudder. I don't know.
024. Is anything bugging you right now? - What question is this?
24? Well, yes.
025. What/Who was the last thing/person to make you laugh? -
The second episode of RVB Reconstruction.
026. Do you wear toe socks? - I do wear socks.
027. Who was the last person you missed a call from? - Shudder
028. Have you ever had your heart broken? - Squashed, maybe.
029. What annoys you most in a person? - Refer to question 1.
Presumptous ignorance.
030. Do you have a crush on anyone? - That does not compute.
031. Have you ever done cocaine? - Well, I don't remmeber doing
it.
032. What is the colour of your room? Green.
033. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars? The
last time I checked billion dollars wasn't enough to bail you out
of the murder sentence.
034. Do you believed in the saying "talk is cheap"? Absolutely
not. It's completely free.
035. Who was the last person to lay in your bed? Sadly, me.
036. Who was the last person to hug you? - I'm going to be
getting a lot of emails from this, but I think it was a long
distance hug from Darryl.
037. Did anyone see the last person you kissed? - Did anyone see
the last person I kissed? I honestly don't remember.
038. Do you have a life? Thinking of getting one soon.
039. Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
- Nelson Mandela.
040. What is the reason behind your profile song? - If you're
talking about Eyes of the Tiger, then simply because I admire the
guy who sang it, seeing as how it's completely impossible to do
so .
041. Who was the last person you saw in your dream? Jar Jar
Binks. Or the coroner.
042. Last time you smiled? Reading Kylie's answers to this quiz.
043. Have you changed this year? To the dismay of the residents
of my previous set, yes.
044. What are you listening to right now? The sound of crickets
outside my flat.
045. Are you talking to someone when you doing this? No.
046. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed? Generally a good
idea to keep them open.
047. Is there a quote you live by? I pity da foo, I suppose.
048. Do you want someone you can't have? Anything I can't have, I
most possibly don't want, so no.
049. Have you ever played an instrument? A recorder. And a
harmonica. It was most tragic.
050. What was the worst idea you've had in this week? Cycling
with a black T-shirt on.
051. What were you doing last night at 11.00pm? Saving the human
race.
052. Are you happy with your love life right now? It's generally
non-existant, so yes.
053. What song describes your love life? Blow me Away by Breaking
Benjamin.
054. Does the person know that you like him/her? - Are you
listening to yourself?
055. Who always makes you laugh? Mostly Stephen Fry.
056. Do you speak any other language other than English? - A bit
of chinese, and several dialects of 1337.
57. Are you blond? - But what IS blond?
058. What your middle name? - The Tormentor. Or at least, I wish
it was.
059. What are you doing tomorrow? Going to church, coming back,
and then being bored for the rest of the day.
060. What do you think you are like? A plastic apple. Looks
promising but quite empty.
061. Who will you choose to die with? The nearest estate agent.
062.Where have you been today? Right here.
063. What game do you play often? Too much Halo.
064. Who are you missing right now? Anyone who's as bored as I
am.
065. If you've to choose between friends & love, who will you
choose? - I don't.
066. What are you doing right now? Doing this quiz.
067. Which primary school are you from? Juying Primary, some
completely unheard school with a building composed of the
groggriest colors since the 1970s.
068. Name 3 colours that you like. Jet Black, Shiny Porsche
White, And Quicksilver.
069. What emotion do you like to show? Completely apathy.
070. What is life to you? An episode of Oprah. Usually quite
boring and never as good as it used to be.
071. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
Proceed to intellectually bitch to the nearest person.
072. Who did you last chat with in msn today? Abbeh. About
perspective and a Master Chief cosplayer, and subsequently her
split personalities.
073. Who do you admire the most? Unfortunately anything I start
to admire usually degenerates into some form of envy, so I really
can't name anyone here.
074. Which month are you born in? - In my opinion, October.
075. How are you feeling right now? Bored enough to be doing this
quiz.
076. What is the time now? 6:25pm.
077. Where are you now? - In a stuffy bedroom in a flat in
Singapore, though I honestly would rather be somewhere in the
Pacific, seeing as how something dramatic happens there every
summer.
078. What colour did you use to dye hair? White, though I later
found out that it was in fact completely ordinary shampoo.
079. Why are you doing this test? I do believe I answered that.
080. What do you do when you're moody? Complain aloud till I fall
asleep. Also happens to be what I do when I need to fall asleep.
081. At which age you wish to get married? Not so much when I
"wish to" than when it might actually happen, and I can't say for
sure.
082. Who is more important to you? A lover or friends? Strangely
enough, my attention tends to go to the ones who are more
existent, so I would say friends.
083. Do you think you have enough confidence? Possibly.
084. Who is the person you trust the most? What's it to you?
086. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be? I'd
like to be a film director and script writer, actually. In doing
so I hope to completely demolish local tv.
087. What is your goal for this year? Redeem my atrocious grade,
as well as my previous attempts to redeem my atrocious grade.
088. Do you believe in eternal love? Well, I'm Christian.
089. What feeling do you love most? That smug moment after
hinting a relationship between two people, while both proceed to
give you the "I would strangle you if given the chance look while
being extremely embarassed at the same time.
090. Do you really think its Global Warming now? I'm in
Singapore, so that question really doesn't mean anything.
091. What feeling do you hate the most? Mind-numbing boredom,
easily quenched by doing 100 question quizzes.
092. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours? Mostly.
093. Do you believe in God? - Refer to question 88.
094. Who cares for you the most? - Refer to question 93.
095. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Refer to question 94.
096. What'll you bring when you fight? - A Mjolnir Mark V powered
exoskeleton, and a DV Camera.
097. What have you regretted doing in your whole life? Nothing as
of yet, but I'm suspecting that might change.
098. What would you feel when everyone no longer cares for you?
I'd feel quite pissed, I suppose.
099. What if your stead two-timed you? If? I'm also quite
suspicious of the use of the term "stead".
100. Love with a guarantee of heartbreak , or never to be loved
at all? There's not much disappointment to be had from something
that you've never had, so I'm thinking the latter.
