Fisherman's Fiend
I'll make it short and sweet. My bag got stolen today. Once again, I would like to thank Nintendo for making their consoles so resistable.
Ironically, it happened on a Sunday. But that's the part responsible for indigestion. Wait till I get to it.
Left bag at table. Went to buy food. Bag focuses chakra around body. And I was like "Whoa! You have learnt well!". That didn't last long though.
One family noticed me evading nitrogen, so they asked if I was looking for my bag.
Me: Yeah.
Man: She said one indian man came over and took it. (points to daughter)
Me: Whoa.
And we couldn't find him. However, there is an upside to all this. This guy won't get much out of the loot. There are several reasons for this.
Firstly, recent market analysis has shown that the value of erratic, half broken violet umbrellas has gone down. Therefore, a second hand, half broken violet umbrella (pant pant) will fetch negligible profit.
Secondly, recent religious devices, such as white-beige colored bibles, have included a search and destroy protocol that allows it to carry out the work of God. aka, totally anhiliation of the one who stole it.
Thirdly, recent studies have shown that not many citi/deni-zens of singapore are fans of Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy.
Finally, market projections have shown that the value of half eaten Apple and Cinamon Fisherman's Friend lozenges have dwindled greatly. However, they do still serve the purpose of soothing the thief's throat.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Amen to that.
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