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Holiday Chronicles

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The holidays are finally coming to an end. Speaking of coming to an end, let's talk about Paris Hilton...

And now, what you've all been waiting for! The ultimate bumper post summarizing (in detail) everything that has been done during the holidays! By yours truly! Plus pictures! So rub your popcorn, grab your eyes and pay your bills, because this is going to take a while.

Adventure 1
Pornding day

Everybody was there so you'll probably figure out what went on... but what happened AFTER the classes split, hm? First validate your age by filling in this form...

Anyway, we were lucky enough to have Mr Hariz Tan tag along with us. And he was wearing this very tight singlet, like he was trying to tell us something. And he was wearing shades. And Miss Yong was with us.......... Did I say something?

I have a photo, but to protect our teacher's manl- er... privacy, I shall not release it. Then again... I could have done better for physics.... heh heh.

Hey, it's a fair trade.

Anyway, we started the day off by playing this lame card game. I'm sorry, Miss Yong, but it really got a bit pointless after a while! I was whining for Tai Ti, and everyone else was just whining for some other card game. And Kay Wee wanted to kick the soccer ball around.

The game was supposedly er... supposed to teach us about trust... or unity... or some concept of that sort. It involved a pack of playing cards and some spoons. And there would be one less spoon than there would be people. We were missing a few guys though. Some were PSLs and Rashidah was off on some religious thing, so it got a bit lonely. Did I mention Rashidah wasn't there?

You were supposed to get two cards, then pass a card to the one on your left and get a card from the right. When you get a pair of two cards of the same value, you scream er... something, and everyone must grab a spoon from the center of the group.

It was a mad scramble for the spoons at the start. Then it got stale quick. Soon, the whole thing degenerated into a mediocre spoon hunt.

We at X-play give this game... 3 blue spoons... out of 5.

Later, soccer game.

Here's the deal.

Ms Li + Ms Tan + Group of rambling students + Hey there!

VS

Mr Tan + Kay Wee + Group of other rambling students

VS

Mr Lee Chan Lye (We honestly don't know where he came from. Like a hawk he was... A very mathematical hawk...)

Speaking of hork, that's what Mr Lee was doing. In the middle of the match, out of nowhere, we felt a strong breeze and the next thing you know, he's juggling the ball.

In fact, there were so many last minute audi- er... additions, that Ms Tan and Ms Li were actually part of them! They saw us playing with Mr Soh, and since they were bored, we got half a team.

Half way after the point where Mr Lee intervened, Mr Tan defected and joined our group, much to Kay Wee's dismay and much to my amusement.

Ms Tan couldn't score because Love is blind.

And Johannes can't play anymore because he swore in front of THREE teachers.

Kay Wee's expertise in dribbling the ball has earned him a C in his physics grade.

And there we go.

Halfway after the halfway defection by Mr Tan, some of us stopped playing and went to sort cards, drink Anything (we saw) and eat chips.

Then the rest of the day was spent playing Bridge and Tai ti at the Mcdonalds.

We made poor Khanh buy us drinks, since the queue was... wait, are they queuing up to buy... or to get in?

After a while, she still didn't return, and then I realized I forgot to tell her not to keep the change.

And Ms Tan wants the big pinwheel to spin again: