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The Blogger posting screen has been screwing up real bad lately. Either the font and insert image buttons don't appear, or top is left and back is foward. I don't know what to do anymore, but at least my spelllllllling is stilil fnie.
Anyway, since I'm starting to look like an outright pretty boy, I went out for a hair cut after the Sunday church service. It's near my house, so my unc just drops me off there and sends my mom back home directly. Anyway, I walk into the salon and ask for a "short" in Chinese. Apparently, that was my first mistake.
The hairdressers were all women, so maybe their perception of "short" might not be what my perception of short is. I'm not trying to be sexist or anything (I don't even have to try sometimes, unforturnately), but you can't deny that when it comes to hair, a guy's "short" and a girl's "short" are completely different, as is a guy's definition of "a short amount of time on the Playstation 2".
So she starts by cutting the sides of my black stuff with a scissors. Now this is very unusual. No, not the scissors part. I know what a scissors is for. I'm not an amateur when it comes to cutlery. But usually, all the previous barbers I've been to (all male, I think) start by pulling out that ticklish (stop giggling) shaver of theirs (You really have to stop giggling now). They shave mostly the top first then move on to the side. She started off by cutting the sides first. So I got a bit worried and asked whether she knew I wanted a full trim. She said yes. I said okay and start staring at the mirror again. Then she suddenly stops cutting.



REST YOUR EYES.



BUY A MERCEDES BENZ.




Anyway, she starts yanking parts of my hair up and outright snips them off. This may sound like a vasectomy but it's true. She grabs regions of my black stuff and snips them off, then grabs the next portion...
NOTE: When a barber asks how old you are or what level of education you're at, they're not trying to socialise. They're trying to find out how much they should charge. BEWARE.
SECOND NOTE: Saying you're in kindergarden is not a very good excuse. I'll have to get back to you later. I have to tend my wounds.
This method of barber... er... barbeque was very enlightening an experience for me. But it did produce a very different result:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/SamSima/Hairtastrophy.jpg
Being the guy I am, I'm setting up a poll of whether you think the hairstyle is weird or not. Please state your reasons why of why you think the hair is weird besides "it's on Samuel". oh yeah, please put the votes as comments for this entry, cause I don't wanna do spring cleaning on the tagboard. Thanks.
Until my hair grows again... Later...