If you were looking for some free mp3 downloads, well guess what? There are none here! I really hope there's going to be some loser who clicked on this link from google and then looks at this blog. I should put a logo of the NPP here...
Yeah well, this is the first entry of my new blog. You're probably not going to find a crock load of stuff here worth downloading, but you sure can read! What's reading you say? Just read the instruction manual avaliable on...
I'm really trying not to make this blog lame. All other blogs have awesome layouts and stuff. And those funny cursors that make your computer look like it's on crack. I, however, require no such crack. See these words? Yeah.
Speaking of crack, there was music day. That was crack. The first performance was a combination of two bands. Mergers are happening everywhere nowadays. There was the other day where i read that Microtosh had merged with Sotendo! They make consoles now with the capabilites of computers! Games can now crash at every moment, and you can even create spreadsheets and documents by inputting using the gamepad. However, if you run out of MP before you can finish the document, you must go back to task manager to get more Mana Pots.
Angel: Welcome to Hellven!
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Darren, Intan, Fangyi, Divya, some other guys in the back... some other guys in the front... some girl whose name I can't remember... They were pretty good. I never knew Divya could sing. Really. A few notes off pitch maybe, but pretty good. Finally, a reason for the Auditorium to be sound proof. I meant, for the people inside. Yeah. Not outside. That would be mean. But someone's gotta tell them the trut-
(Moments after exorcising Simon Cowell from my body.)
Ahem! Where was I? Oh yeah! Performances. Forgive me.
(insert awkward silence here)
I said forgive me!
Readers: Forgiven!
Wait.. i have readers?
The Chamber Music was kinda boring. The audi isn't a chamber! It's not even close to a chamber. Chambers have expensive chandeliers! Chambers have unnecessary niches in the walls and possibly candles on the walls. There must also be very flammable wallpaper. That's a must, if you want your chamber to look good for years. Really. Without it, your chamber's appeal won't last for long and neither will the insurance contract. Agreed?
The groups (spare me for not knowing the actual term...) were limited to five to say... seven people... And theyir positions were off center. I know this sounds harsh, but I'm sure even the honourable principals wouldn't mind having a few bass bows up close to have some good sound projection. And did anyone notice the speakers on the walls? Those were at the sides and I swear i heard something about "saving money for speakers..." backstage.
Beat Box was the real deal. You can't miss that stuff! It may not be real rap, but his ability (I can never remember names) to imitate drums, keyboards, and other disco stuff all at the same time puts T-Rex's ass to shame.
I have nothing much to say against the orchestra, chamber music and all that cr- crescendo. Yeah. I meant to say crescendo all this while! See? I stutter when I lie! And I-i-i-i-i-i'm not st-t-t-tuterring right?-?-?-?
But injustice was done to Movin. It was very anti-climax. Dr Wong would start (in her cheesy comic voice) to announce the next performance, and we have the entire school cohord cheering "Movin! Movin! We wanna Movin!" and other obscenities that could beat the NDP anyday (not much of a challenge nowadays. Where hath all the nationalism gone?). And then we see a violinist come out.
Audience (thought): Whoa! He has a violinist as accompaniment! Sweet sh-
(Bassists, drummers, trumpeters and other various -ers come out)
Audience (thought): Screw the violinist! A whole freaking orchestra! (Speech) Movin! Movin!
Dr Wong: The something something something group from something something playing something something mash potato.
Audience (thought): Mash potato with Movin?
Dr Wong: PLay already!
Audience (t): No?
Dr Wong: Start before I run out of things to say!
Audience: Movin?
Dr Wong: I have a brick-
(Anti climax band plays...)
Audience: -_-"... Introduction?
And so we keep our hopes up...
Pause here for a second... why do you think I'm writing this entry? Happy ending? When taxes become faxes! Wait... i think my fax machine is overflowing.
Movin was never given a mike... Sure, he's too imba to hold a mike. It would probably scream, die, and shiver a bit. Then it would lie still and all who look upon his face would say: "He has some veg stuck in his teeth." And they would marvel.
Movin was given a special mention, but a special mention isn't worth two "Phwoas!" without a mike. You see, what I would liked to have seen was Movin dance AND sing. The Drama club has that pink furry neck thing right? Bingo.
Movin has much talent, and I sense no fear in him. Why was he not given the chance to showcase his glass shattering awesome in front of the school? It's not like the school doesn't have enough mik- put that mike down... Hold on a second...
Sorry! Where was I! Oh yeah, Movin. Wait I forgot to do the ritual before I said his name. Because he's that awesome. We want encore and we want it soon.
Oh yeah. And Random Pic.
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